Mon, 23 Sep 2002
Rezkallah and Bergstrom and Sumner and Bugg
Met out by the graveyard at midnight, and dug
A pit; and they guzzled moonshine from a jug –
Rezkallah and Bergstrom and Sumner and Bugg!
Rezkallah and Bergstrom and Bugg all got drunk
And took off their belts, and called Sumner a punk,
And Sumner got scared, and he hid in a trunk;
Cos Rezkallah and Bergstrom and Bugg were so drunk.
Rezkallah and Bergstrom said Bugg was a pest
And, waving their shovels, said it would be best
If Bugg caught the first Greyhound bus going west;
Cos Rezkallah and Bergstrom thought he was a pest.
Rezkallah said Bergstrom was too cute by half,
And beat him to death with a plastic giraffe,
And threw him down into the pit with a laugh;
Cos Rezkallah thought Bergstrom was too cute by half.
Sumner peeked out from the trunk just in time
To witness Rezkallah’s unspeakable crime,
And ran to the phone booth, and searched for a dime;
And Rezkallah caught up to him just in time.
Bugg saw Rezkallah whack off Sumner’s head
With a shovel, and Bugg came up running, and said,
“Rezkallah! Oh, no! I think Sumner is dead!”
And Rezkallah cackled, and whacked off Bugg’s head.
If you’re looking for Bergstrom and Sumner and Bugg,
You’ll find their remains in the pit that they dug
By the graveyard, wrapped up in a fine Persian rug –
And where is Rezkallah? Asleep with the jug!
–for the engineers.